She Became a Literal Goddess After Consuming 300 Tons of Self-Help Content

Only fools say “Nothing good ever came of window shopping.”

If you want to find me, just look for the cap in the sky. Photo by my merchandiser: Alex Sorto on Unsplash

At 2.37 pm PST on March 21, 2022, I — Preeti Ramachandran —transitioned into the best version of myself.

The moment was wondrous: My skin sparkled, my face shone with the brilliance of youthful beauty and everyone…